what to do now we have lost to france

Again! Who can believe it?
Anyway, here are my thoughts about how to win the next world cup:

Keep Graham Henry - he is one of our most successful coaches ever

Loose every game between now that then so that people don’t pump up just because they are playing the All Blacks

Only play if we get real refs and real touch judges - no more people in their first big game who clearly have no idea what a forward pass is, or what a deliberate block is either, come the think of it.

Only go if we can play in black. What is it with the silver? What are we, the all silvers??? Give me a break.

Give up. We can’t win it. So what??? We are the best team in the world. They can keep their silly little cup. Ours are much bigger anyway.

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